Episode 1: The Newcomers

[paladin313]

"Vat dis have to do vit training?"

[Auir]

"Heh, you're asking me to fight him?" grinned Ryoko, still hanging onto Tenchi's back.

[paladin313]

"Yeah...I hardly think that would be fair," he said, doing what he could to ignore her and walk along.

[For Washuu]

"Character, my good Romanov.  You can trust a person with good character, right?"
She reached into a pocket (and into a conveniently hidden sub-space hole) and produced what looked like to cloth patches.
"Vaseliev, you wouldn't happen to believe that a person is inferior if they are a женщина?"

[paladin313]

"Bah!" he said, "Vomen...men...is all same to us...never philosophy under communism, and dat never go avay."

(Thank God for Google Translate!)

[For Washuu]

"Good man!"  Washuu exclaimed, giving the Russian a hearty slap on the back.  (In hand *had* been one of the cloth pieces.)
"Ryoko, you said..." she taunted, danging the tiny 'cloth' patch.
"You mean I can-"
"-put this on the back of Ayeka's outfit.  Okay?"
Noting the confused look on her daughter's face as the ex-pirate agreed, she explained.
"Do you think," She began, addressing the Romanov, "that you could pin down Ayeka?"

[paladin313]

"I judge not veemen, but, isn't she bit small?"

[Auir]

"Eh?" blinked Ayeka, looking at Washu.

"Who is he fighting withe exactly?"

[paladin313]

"She vant me fight you!" he said, a little disparaged.

[For Washuu]

Ryoko smacked the Princess in the back with the sticky-patch.
"Gee I dunno."  Maybe the one with the pressure-sensitive wireless pad on her back!" She smirked.
"Good observation, Ryoko."

[paladin313]

"But is this fair?  I mean, voman or not, she real small.  I no want to hurt anyone."

[For Washuu]

"Ah, c'mon, Romanov!  I'll bet you a crate of Kulich you can't get her on her back!" retorted the scientist as she grinned.

[paladin313]

He looked a Ayeka and said, "You really vant do this?"

[Auir]

"I suppose if everyone is insisting on it." she sighed, changing to her battle clothing.

[For Washuu]

Washuu took a moment to hear the whole universe face-palm.
(just kidding)
The scientist promptly face-palmed at the princess's sudden show of alien nature.
"Well, now ya' know she's not ordinary at least, right?"