Episode 1: The Newcomers

[paladin313]

Again, he rolled his eyes as the rest were coming, Vasiliev in tow, finding some kind of kinship in Washu, though he didn't know why.

[Auir]

"Hey, Tenchi~ You will comfort me later tonight won't you?" Ryoko flew in front of him to look at him straight in the eyes.

"Ryoko! Please, we have guests here!" exclaimed Ayeka.

[paladin313]

(Outside of pirate hantai, they don't...do...each other, do they?)

[Auir]

(By that time... Well, it's not clearly explained but. It's pretty safe to say that he did nearly all of them already. >.> But Noike definitely.)

[paladin313]

(Ouch!  He's probably one worn out hound!  Every one but Sasami...I hope...)

"Please, he's going to think I have a harem, or sex slaves or...something..."

[Auir]

(She's an adult by then. Well, she looks like an adult.)

"Hm?" Ryoko said, acknowledging the presence of a guest.

"Who are you?"

[paladin313]

(You mean...he has...ewwww!)

"Das Vit!" he said, (Russian Greeting,) "I am Vasiliev Romanov."

(Surprised the name "Romanov" hasn't tipped anyone off.)

[Auir]

(She's 500 and 17 something years old! And no, he hasn't. I think... Most likely...)

"Ah, I'm Ryoko." she said while hanging onto Tenchi.

(They're aliens...)

[paladin313]

"Ah...is your girlfriend or wife, da?"

[Auir]

"Yes, I'm his beloved first wife..." sighed Ryoko, rubbing up against his arm.

[paladin313]

He was trying to pull away as Vasiliev got an odd look on his face, saying, "First...wife?"

[Auir]

"Oh quiet lying, Tenchi hasn't agreed to marrying us yet." snapped Ayeka. (I think..)

[paladin313]

(As far as we know, though I heard one person say he married Sasami...though I doubt that...)

"Vell...a love triangle, no?"

[Auir]

(Probably one of the doujins or mangas. There is one where he married Sasami, but Sasami died soon after childbirth. Have Tenchi respond to that, he already knows how to handle them quite well.)

[paladin313]

"Hey," he said, "Look...you know you bunch are hard to make a choice, and you keep making it hard.  Why don't you go do something...to prove your worth...or...something...I want to help make Vasiliev feel at home."
     However, Romanov was eyeing Ayeka a bit more than the others.  He felt a kinship for Washu, but not romantically.  This one, however...
     "And...may I ask who this beauty is," asked Vasiliev, taking Ayeka's hand and kissing it as a gentleman would.